Monday, May 18, 2009

Cha Cha Cha....Charmin

So...the other night I sat down to go pee. I looked over, and to my dismay there was no toilet paper. Now let me explain a couple facts about this scenerio before I go on.

a) We weren't completely out of toilet paper. There was some just down the hall in the linen closet.

b) Darin was home, so it's not like I had to drip dry or run down the hall with my butt out to get some.

So I called for Darin. "Darin we're out of toilet paper in here!"

And then.....

I started bawling. Intense, hiccuping bawling. It was only for a minute. By the time Darin got back with the toilet paper I was fine. He handed it to me and I said, "Wow, that was really strange. I knew we had toilet paper, and I knew you were getting some for me but for some reason I just started hysterically crying." He consoled me while rolling his eyes and we went on with our lives from there.

Now, I tell this story, not because I want to give you some awkward image of me going to the bathroom or anything like that; but because it's the explanation for one of three options. Take your pick on which it is.

1) I'm pregnant.

2) I'm a freak.

3) I'm pregnant.

Happy guessing!

13 comments:

The Thueson's said...

Okay... I am confused.. are you really pregnant?? (Should this be really obvious? I'm kinda slow with those kinds of things!) If so, congrats!!!! That is SOOO exciting!

The Elder Clan said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! never in my life have i encountered such an explanation of being pregnant. JESS THATS AWESOME!!!! I'm thrilled for you guys!! and good luck with those bathroom breaks.

Adrienne said...

CONGRATS!!! That's so awesome, I am so happy for you!

I remember those days well. I once cried when Jennifer Garner did "Thriller" on 13 going on 30. Adam looks over and says "are you crying???" I started laughing over how ridiculous it was, but still kept crying! Those hormones are crazy.

The Steggells said...

Congratulations you guys! How exciting. I hope you're feeling well. How far along are you? You guys will be excellent parents!!

ATH79 said...

Aaah, the fun times being pregnant. I remember being pregnant eating corndogs when we ran out of ketchup packets. I started bawling myself. I knew we had a bottle in the fridge but I still cried. I swear Dan thought I was going crazy.

The Forbes said...

Oh..Love the story just brings back memories...so fun. Well Congratulations that is so exciting.

Alli said...

LOL! Love the story! Congrats that is so exciting!!

Lindsey said...

Congrats you two! There's just something about being pregnant that makes crying over toilet paper seem so special. Ha, ha. More specifics to come?

Dartay said...

That is hilarious~ So excited for you two!

MaRk & RaCquEl said...

hahahahaha... you are so funny! Yea! I am so happy for you! I can't wait... you are going to love it!

Cass said...

Congrats you two!! That is so exciting!!

Janeen said...

lol i was wondering where that story was going. i loved it. i so know how you feel. it sucks.

Nicole said...

That is the best story ever! Congratulations to you, that is such fun news!