Friday, June 20, 2008

Hell is a place where they wax you all day....

Torture!! Complete and utter torture!! I DO NOT know why I put myself through such pain. So I had my wax yesterday and the only word to describe it was just INTENSE. So intense that I am laying there on the paper covered spa table sweating so bad that the paper is soaked and sticking to my skin in tiny peices. (who mixes wax and paper anyway? c'mon) My whole body is shaking so much that the poor girl probably thought I was having a seizure. So she waxes my legs and then proceeds to pull out the tweezers to "pluck the stray hairs" which honestly felt like she was jamming a sewing needle into my skin. What satisfaction it would have been to just grab her tweezers and gouge her eyes out or just kick her in the face. I know, I know the poor girl is just trying to do her job so I kept my feet to myself. If I am ever on here saying I'm going to get a wax, just kill me. Death probably wouldn't hurt as bad.

6 comments:

Cardwell said...

You are crazy! I can't imagine the pain waxing your legs would cause! No wonder your eyes were bloodshot when you came over last night!!!

The Duckworth Family said...

Hello! How fun that you found us. Aren't blogs the best? Sorry to hear about your waxing experience. I loved the part about the paper sticking to you...I can just imagine. YIKES!

Joe and Rindi said...

yikes! jess i am so glad you wrote on my blog! I've been looking for a way to get a hold of you to get your address for a baby shower! Send it to me as soon as you can! And how fun about your house! I absolutely love moving and decorating and stuff! I dunno why but it's kind of therapeutic to have a blank slate and choose all your own stuff! And the options you chose look great to me! where is your new house being built?

Greg&Ky said...

Jess Jess Jess! I do waxing every single day! I don't know where you went and who did it but sister it should not be that bad! It is by no means relaxing... but it should not be that bad. Poor thing! You just enjoy being hair free while it lasts!

Obergs said...

Rindi what is your email and ill email you my address for the baby shower. We are really excited about the house and can't wait for it to start being built.
Kylene I didn't know you did waxing! I should have come to you. I'm probably just a sissy :)

The Forbes said...

Been there and it is NO fun but I do have to say it is worth it in the end! That is exciting about your new home! I think what you picked out looks great.