Wednesday, July 9, 2008

.................Those Birds are Psychotic....................

So one of mine and Darin's favorite movies is Just Married with Brittany Murphy and Ashton Kutcher. We are often seen quoting this movie because we have practically all of the lines memorized. One of the best parts is when Ashton kills Brittanys dog by throwing the ball out the window causing the dog to chase it and leap to it's death. Then he proceeds to blame it on the "psychotic birds". So of course I thought of that movie when I decided to post about birds.
Which brings me to my confession.
I hate birds.*
Don't get me wrong, nothing is better than those first few spring mornings when the birds are chirping for the first time. And there are really some cool birds like macaws and those types that I like. I'm talking your normal, average everyday bird. They totally creep me out. Darin thinks I'm crazy. But I swear at least once a week I have some psychotic bird that darts out in front of my car while I'm driving 60 and nearly gives me a heart attack every time. Seriously I freaked out so bad once that Darin thought we were about to hit into a jack-knifed semi and blow up. I can't decide if they are devising an evil plan to peck my eyes out, or if they're really just that stupid that they think they can dart out in front of a moving vehicle. All I can say is
"Those birds are psychotic!!"

*Does anyone else get as creeped out by birds as me?


ATH79 said...

That sounds serious, you might want to get some professional help for that. I suggest that if you haven't already seen Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" that you don't. That might just make things worse.